My pussy is an Ark
Which I realized after I said it is pretty allegorically true
Because Noah's Ark bore life
And so does a pussy
Of course MY particular pussy hasn't born any life
And maybe it never will
Because I can't fuckin get laid
Of course,
Three are a lot of different ways to bear life
That don't involve getting laid
And of course,
Not all pussys bear life
(And here, a debate- should pussys be spelled pussies or pussys?)
And furthermore,
I found out from
Christianity Stack Exchange Dot Com
Today
That
Ark is usually used to translate
Two different words
From Hebrew
(Moment of silence for the fact that I went to Christianity Stack Exchange Dot Com)
The word "teebah" for Noah's ark
And
The word "arown" for the Ark of the Covenant which is
Basically just a box full of
Holy relics that
Can burn your face off
In Indiana Jones
And it seems to me that the difference between those two Hebrew words is that
One of them is waterbearing
(An interesting question, can a word itself be waterbearing, in what cases can language be considered a watertight vessel?)
But the English word Ark just seems to mean something that holds and protects
Something else
In which case my pussy
Is not an Ark
Unless you count it as holding
An disproportionate amount of my self-esteem
Or perhaps in this case too
It holds and protects life
If you extend the word "pussy" to include the uterus and
All the associated plumbing
Which is an interesting question
As we found out over beers
That one time
Just how much is the pussy?
But this must've been my meaning
On some level
Because
What I was originally going to say was
My pussy is an Ark because
It hasn't bled for forty nights and forty days
Which is basically
As long as Noah's Ark held the animals
During the great flood
But then I suppose a "great flood" is the opposite of what was going on there
Until now anyways
But then, of course--